meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

(Source: meladoodle)

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

plot twist: an actual teenager would play the role of a teenager in a movie